God Help Us
Season III
The Prodigal Pastor
Live Taping November 7, 2004
"Oh good, our crew hasn't walked out on us... yet..."
"And the other set looks pretty intact."
"So I had a vision..."
"Of me?"
"No, it was about something else."
"But I look just like Jesus in this picture. Are you sure it wasn't about me?"
"Well, maybe it was about you."
"I thought so."
"What are you talking about?"
"Nothing, forget about my vision..."
"He's crazy."
"No, we want to hear more!"
"This is about to get good..."
"Really, it was nothing."
"I think I'm okay if we move on."
"Tell us!"
"The secret to peace and harmony is a cold can of Diet Coke."
"It is all beginning to make sense now."
"Are you sure that you didn't mean 'bottle of water'?"
"I could have writen a better vision."
"Do you know what is going on?"
"Let me wire tap the control booth. Matt, you make sure no one's looking."