God Help Us
Season III
The Prodigal Pastor
Live Taping November 7, 2004
"It seemed like an ordinary day on set..."
"But all was not as it seemed.
"Have you heard the rumors?"
"Ivar, what shall we do about the mysterious Smackover Bandit?"
"Could the Smackover Bandit be THIS STRANGER? Eric Pargac, Cameron from Season II and co-owner of The Furious Theatre Company, bitter because his theatre company is wildly successful and garnering immense critical acclaim?"
"Or perhaps one even more sinister..."
"Just when you think you are safe."
"He strikes without warning."
"The horror!"
"Don't worry..."
"We have a plan."
"Through the use of a seemingly unsuspecting decoy..."
"We will catch him in the act!"
"My hero!"
"And they all lived Happily Ever After."
Except for Gregg, who refused to go get dressed for his next scene.